Post-Thanksgiving Bumps Shipping Dates Books Arrive Nationwide This Thursday
(sigh) It's true. The chaos of holiday shipping bites us in the backside once again and we're not scheduled to see new books arrive nationwide until this Thursday.
You'd think considering where the Family Sime originally hails from that I'd be thrilled that new comics were coming out on the day named after the Norse god Thor... but honestly, I just can't really get behind waiting an extra day to get my funnybook fix. Sorry Thor!
But in good news...
While our weekly books aren't in, for some odd reason my rush restock shipment from the same distributor wasn't affected by this strange holiday shipping anomaly! Could this be the trickery of Loki himself or is there some other explanation? Well whatever the case, many of you amongst the Isotope faithful have special treasures we've procured for you to indulge yourselves with!
And in even better news... we've circumvented the perpetual back-order plane of Diamond Distribution and travelled to the primordial realm of Niflheim to wage battle with the giant Ymir in order to get you that which has proven impossible for man or beast to get their hands upon. Yes, it's true. We had to work outside the system and battle the heavens themselves, but we have copies of the much-sought-after League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Black Dossier back in!
So if your name is on the sacred tableau of greatness, expect to see an email telling you so in your email in-box today. Your copy will be in the Isotope's hermetically-sealed vault awaiting your return.
Now, off to the longhouse for a much-deserved morning feast!