San Francisco has the highest concentration of tiki bars in the continental United States, and in conjunction with our good friends at Your Mom's Basement we're going to once again attempt to hit them all.
Extra-tall umbrella drinks, angry fire-breathing island gods, sexy surfing beach bums, jungle-dwelling luau ladies, and plenty of earthly Polynesian delights await! Route maps and many of the little-known exotic lounges will remain a secret to all but those in attendance. The legends claim that in half a decade the completion of the tiki tour task has proven to be impossible.
Bring your favorite Hawaiian shirt or skirt, your ID, and your extra-strength liver... you're going to need it!