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Ladies and gentlemen.
My name is Sean Maher.
Together with Graeme McMillan and Nora Lally-Graves, I am now in control of Isotope - the comic book lounge.
The mightiest comic book culture weapon known to man is in my hands. I promise to use it wisely. Do not attempt to intervene.
Blood, sweat and tears have been shed by the buckets to make this happen. We are confident in our plan and plunge forward, inexperienced and determined, in the name of the gospel of comics. We will provide continuous feed as our plan unfolds, keeping you all updated with the latest developments.
We begin the experiment at 1100 hours. T-minus 30 minutes and counting.