Famous Computer Outlaws Hack Isotope Virtual Lounge 2.0
The recently launched Isotope Virtual Lounge 2.0 was the latest target to fall victim to the code cracking wizardry of the the much-publicized computer outlaw duo known only as Crash Override and Acid Burn. These notorious computer terrorists made a name for themselves by hacking the telephones in Grand Central Station and digitally breaking into the Gibson supercomputer which was the subject of a 1995 feature-length documentary.
With several dollars devoted each year to security, comic industry messageboards are known as some of the most secure websites of all but over the last several months these outlaw computer anarchists have been proving beyond a shadow of doubt that they are indeed as skilled and dangerous as their reputations would suggest by systematically taking down these unhackable websites with the help of an elite team of hip, smartly dressed, and rebellious anarchist computer prodigies with names like Lord Nikon, Cereal Killer, and Phantom Phreak.
In an effort to keep these individuals from causing any more damage to international security or modern society as we know it the Isotope has included some of the only known photographs of these master criminals. If you have any information regarding these laptop wielding data assassins please contact the US Justice Department's Cybercrimes Division (hope I got that link right).
By the time the Isotope Virtual Lounge hosts at Invison Power Services found out about this disastrous attack against the very foundation of modern life and the security of free worldwide comic discussion, it took a grueling and arduous several minutes to undo the terrible damage these cyber terrorists had wrought. The Isotope is thankful to Senior Technician Stewart Campbell for his hard work.
In Other News: It only took nine days for our new messageboard to become so important that it would warrant the personal time and attention of the most elite hackers to ever walk the Earth? Not bad, people... not bad at all. I think this calls for a champagne toast!