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Tuesday, April 05, 2005
Stand and Deliver to Get Your Grubby Mitts
On Free Autographed Copies of Sea of Red
Listen up ye scallywags! As ye surely know, this Wednesday the good ship Isotope be throwing a rum-soaked bash with those filthy curs Kieron Dwyer and Rick Remender in celebration of the launch of Sea of Red. For many of ye this be news of the greatest sort, but for others whose ships be too far out at sea to participate, the wild-eyed privateer Captain Sime has devised a plan to include as many of ye scurvy dogs and buccaneers as his generosity can muster... the Isotope crew be giving away free autographed copies of Sea of Red #1 to comic lovin' old salts from across the seven seas!
To get yer filthy fingers on Remender and Dwyer's free autographed bootie... ye must live by the pirates code and enter the Sea of Red contest!
The rules, me harties, they be simple. This Wednesday call the good ship Isotope at (415) 753-3037 between 4pm and 7pm Pacific time, tell the salty dog who answers the phone "I be ready to stand and deliver. Put those lily-livered swine Dwyer and Remender on the phone!" and proceed to threaten, annoy, curse, or make ridiculous piratey demands upon those dirty, bilge-sucking sprogs Dwyer and Remender in ye best pirate voice and we will send ye yer very own personalized, autographed copy of Sea of Red #1!
The better the insults ye give the greater your ill-gotten gains will be, and only the most despicable of freebooters will get their pieces of eight. So make ye call with the filthiest talk, ye most unwashed insults, and ye most profanest of pirate discourse... and Sea of Red #1 will be yours.