Or perhaps you're more inclined to sign up for the Unfortunate Animal of the Month Club and get a personalized, one-of-a-kind frankensteined stuffy each month. Imagine opening up your mail to find a one eyed, triple-eared varmint who mutters when squeezed. Or a fuzzy creature whose brain is a mere safety pin away from falling out. Or maybe, if you're lucky, a parasitic twin chicken and bunny combo critter. You might not ever know what unfortunate stuffy is coming next, but you can sleep soundly in the knowledge that another is on its way complete with a note from your adoptive Unfortunate Animal to you, thanks to the Unfortunate Animal of the Month Club.